"Are these your jeans?"
"I don't know. I have a pair of black jeans. Might be mine."
"They look like women's jeans."
"Is there a tag in them? You can tell by that."
"Yeah, here's a tag. Let's see. It says size 18 Wide."
"That's size 18 WOMEN'S!"
I should have looked myself. Now I will forever be size 18 Wide in my husband's mind. And my own. That's enough incentive to lose weight right there.
And honestly? Looking at the jeans he was holding, I have to say that 18 Wide is more accurate than I'd like to think.