I noticed Aaron's lunch cooler on the kitchen counter last night. "Uh-oh," I said, "Aaron forgot his lunch."
The conversation with my grandchildren that followed:
James (opens it and looks inside): It's empty.
Michaela: Maybe he took it in a bag.
James: I don't think so.
Michaela: I know. They will give him food at work.
Me: Really? Why would they do that?
Michaela: Well, if they don't die or get hurt, they give them steak.
Me: Oh, safety award?
Michaela: No, they just give them food.