"Larry Loves Ramps."
This should be my husband's bumper sticker.
This should be my husband's bumper sticker.
Every year about this time he starts talking about ramps and planning trips to go dig them. He probably dreams about ramp feeds.
What are ramps? You might be sorry you asked. To some people, they are a delicious, gourmet garlic/onion treat that adds a unique flavor to many dishes. To others, ramps are to be avoided at all costs--these people call ramps odoriferous, malodorous and downright offensive.
What are ramps? You might be sorry you asked. To some people, they are a delicious, gourmet garlic/onion treat that adds a unique flavor to many dishes. To others, ramps are to be avoided at all costs--these people call ramps odoriferous, malodorous and downright offensive.
I've written about ramps before. If you'd like to see a photo or two, and find links to ramp festivals and more click here to read those older posts. I have no new photos to show you because...
Larry didn't find any. Not one. Nada. He went to his usual place along the Williams River, but came back empty-handed. Sort of. He got ramps, but he had to buy them. He did not plan to come home without, plain and simple. So when he saw a guy selling ramps on the side of the road, that was that.
I think he's plotting. I think he wants an excuse to go back to Williams River when the mollymoochers are ready. Maybe I just have a suspicious mind, or maybe after being married for 23 years I just know him well?
However, he did come out of the woods with some cool photos. And he has an excuse to go back.
If you want to read about one of West Virginia's largest (if not the largest) Ramp Festivals, you need to read the Richwooder's website. All over the state, churches, schools, fire departments and other civic groups will be hosting "ramp feeds" during the next six weeks. You can have your ramps steamed, fried, raw and just about any way you want them--I have even seen Ramp Wine for sale, and have some Ramp Dressing in my own fridge.
Do I like ramps? Yes I do--in moderation; chopped up and cooked into fried potatoes and served with scrambled eggs and a side of ham, they can't be beat. I am not as crazy about them as Larry, though, and that's a fact.
If a person eats raw ramps, they will smell like a garlic factory for several days if not weeks. I don't exaggerate here, as any of you who have tried them can testify.
So if Larry eats them raw, he's sleeping outside with the dogs. I love the man, but even the truest of love should not have to sleep with a smell like that.









